Fans Are a Threat to Me
John's life is in constant peril because he's constantly dodging the fans that threaten him.
Podcast: Accidental Tech Podcast
Episode: 580: Socks in the Knob-Hole
Casey
Anyway what’s wrong with ceiling fans? John what is your ridiculous angst against them?John
I’m not it’s not angst, i don’t say there’s anything wrong i just didn’t know Marco was a fan person. Fan people are people who need to have fans blowing on them in most of the rooms in their houseMarco
I wouldn’t say need to butJohn
I would say need toMarco
What a fan does is it it buys you some headroom from needing like the air conditioning to be colder. So for instanceJohn
Speaking of headroom, fan people tend to be shorter no offenseMarco
How low are your ceilings that you’re going to hit your head on a fan?John
My ceilings are very low and in my in-laws house where they are fan people i am forever dodging fans with my head.Marco
How tall are you?Casey
Yeah, John, you’re not 17 feet tall, my word!John
I’m tall enough that fans are a threat to me
