I Want Him to Go to an Island
Instead of retiring to enjoy his billions, Tim Cook will stay on as executive chairman to keep eating poop from world leaders, as the prophecy foretold.
Podcast: Accidental Tech Podcast
Episode: 688: A Company Man
Casey
Continuing on from the newsroom, Cook will continue in his role as CEO through the summer as he works closely with Turnus on a smooth transition. As executive chairman, Cook will assist with certain aspects of the company, including what? Including engaging with policy makers around the world-John
Oh.Casey
As the prophecy foretold.John
This is the thing I didn’t want to be true. It was so clear that it was going to be, but I really wished it was… I want him to go to an island. I want him to retire from public life and, uh, live a, a wonderful life with his billions, and give to charity, and whatever it is that he wants to do. But no, that’s not what’s going to happen for the reasons Marco just cited. Uh, that’s, that’s not, that’s not what he wants to do. It’s not good for the company’s stability. He will continue on as chairman. And what will he do as chairman? He will continue to eat poop from our president and other world leaders